Explicit? Bio 101

Bio 101 by Dazee Dizzle

I will be the first to say abstinence is not a good look on me.  However, that has been my experience more often than not. Although I hate to reveal my age, if you knew it then you would know it is really hard to be abstinent.  Many people go through this so I know I am not alone.

A person can fantasize though.  I watched porn for awhile.  It worked for a bit.  Then I got tierd of that.   Here I was, a single mother going back to school,  at “that” time in her life and studying biology.

While I was sitting in biology, it occurred to me just how much  additional school I was going to have to get to obtain the salary I think I could live with.  Damn, I am gonna need to go to grad school.

On the other hand, my professor began to review the habits of human mating.  At first I laughed inside, then I started thinking about all of those habits . . . I imagined chiming in with, “You forgot this position . . .Or, how about the position where . . . “.

In reality, I was too chicken to yell it out in the lecture hall.  So, I wrote the nastiest clean song ever.  None of the words are illegal but, the song is really descriptive.

On many levels people will probably think this is a challenge to my morals but, I was pretty proud of it and I still am. No regrets.

Special acknowledge meant to my favorite porn star Shane.