Journal
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The infamous game – whoopin mama (RPG)
By Joy Lynn Clark December 7, 2021 As a child, some of the kids from my block in U.P. And I played, “whoopin Mama”. We would select a player as the whoopin mama and they would grab their belt. We then would chide them – hard. We would make faces, turn around and shake our butts, and if we were in the garage we would even make a mess – just to unleash the whoopin mama. “You bad kids!”, hollers the whoopin mama. “Clean up this mess,” yells the whoopin mama. “OK mama” answers the good kids. But one kid always has to be a smarty pants. Whichever kid was…
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The God of quickness
By Joy Lynn Clark 11/9/2021 Patience is probably a virtue: but I love when duty is swift. Grandma and grandpa on the other side were Catholics. I like to rap fast, I like Dance music and I even was a sprinter in track. So swiftness is also a virtue in my book. We go through the same thing with the Catholics as the protestants but, the Catholics are timely and on schedule. The Protestants will go on and on. If it’s good we will sing on – forever. Grandma would press my hair straight and help me dress – but more quickly. There is no Sunday school for me to…
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The Most Beautiful House
By Joy Lynn Clark October 22, 2021 When I was young, and when my mom was still finding herself – we became Buddhists. I found it super boring but as usual I went along for the ride. It started with some chanting sessions in my living room. I didn’t have to come but I was extremely curious. My first encounter was a group of chanters sitting Indian style on the floor in my living room. I crept through the group on all fours since our furniture had been moved aside. I called myself sneaking in and eventually one of the chanters spots me and shows me his little book. “What…
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A Healthy Influence (Or at least as healthy as we can get)
By Joy Lynn Clark October 6, 2021 When I was first made aware that I too, am a celiac there was a learning curve. The hardest category for a celiac is liquor. First off, I drink a bunch of rum under the assumption that rhyme is made of sugar cane. I took a course in bartending years ago. So I do have some useful knowledge. I even earned a bartending certificate and I have experience tending bar. I also assume that vodka is made from potatoes. Years later I was surprised to find out that vodka is also made from wheat as well as corn. I thought about telling you…
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The God of Candy
By Joy Lynn Clark September 23, 2021 My grandparents on both sides are pretty religious. One side Catholic and the other – Protestant. I always tried to be good and sit through church. We got dressed up and listened to the word. I wasn’t really that into it however, I did my duty and went along. My parents on the other hand, were not religious at all. I really only had to go when I was with grandma and grandpa. I remember when I decided to attend church on my own, as a child. The missionaries would ride down my block in a school bus and pick up all of…
